Typical Day #1

As I'm slaving away behind my computer screen, the speakerphone goes off, and my boss pages the entire office saying:

"ksshhhhhh... Paging all minions. Paging all minions. All office workers may I have your attention pease. Today, at 4:30pm Pacific Standard Time, we will be conducting our monthly Chinese Fire Drill. I repeat, this is only a drill. Everyone in the office please step outside in a swift but orderly fashion, do one lap around the complex, and return to your desks. Thank you....Kshhhhhh."