Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Typical Day #1

As I'm slaving away behind my computer screen, the speakerphone goes off, and my boss pages the entire office saying:

"ksshhhhhh... Paging all minions. Paging all minions. All office workers may I have your attention pease. Today, at 4:30pm Pacific Standard Time, we will be conducting our monthly Chinese Fire Drill. I repeat, this is only a drill. Everyone in the office please step outside in a swift but orderly fashion, do one lap around the complex, and return to your desks. Thank you....Kshhhhhh."

Monday, January 14, 2008

An Unfortunate Perspective



I hope I never fill this stereotype.

Lighter Than Air

Zing!

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Frustration

Ooo look, I can write stuff here.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Smackdown in a Skirt



Further proof that all Asians know martial arts.