Genesis
LCV (LOLCat Version)
LCV (LOLCat Version)
1In teh beginning, Invisible Man make univerz. 2Invisible Earth wuz invisible. 3Invisible Man say, "I can has light." Gots light. 4Light iz good, iz not dark. 5Invisible Man can has day and nite. It be furst.
6Invisible Man can has expanz. 7Below expanz iz water. It happen. 8Above expanz he call 'sky'. It get dark, then lite: nex day.
9Invisible Man can has water over here, no water over ther. It happen. 10"Not water iz 'land'. Water iz 'seas'. Iz good.
11Invisible Man say, "I can hasvegitashun." It happen. 12Land has lots of vegitashun, all kindz. Iz good. 13It get dark again, then lite: day tree.
14Invisible Man say, "I can has big lite in day, small light in nite." 15Teh Earth gots light. It happen. 16Invisible Man make big lite in day, small light in nite. He make starz, too. 17They go in sky. 18It good. 19It get dark again, then lite: day fore.
20Invisible Man say, "I can has fish n' birdz." 21Fish go in water, birdz go in sky. It good. 22Invisible Man say, "Make lots little fish and little birdz. Fish make fish in water; birdz make birdz in air." 23It get dark again, then lite: day fife.
24Invisible Man say, "I can has aminulz." It happen. 25Invisible Man make kitteh n' cowz n' snakes n' stuff. Iz good.
26Invisible Man say, "I can has man that look like me." He rulez. 27Invisible Man make man look like him, boy and gurl. 28Invisible Man tell man, "Ur in mai Earth, pwnz0rz mai aminulz." 29And u eats fruitz. 30Aminulz eats greenz.
31Invisible Man saws creayshunz, iz good. It get dark again, then lite: day sicks.
2 Teh heavenz n' teh Earth wur done. 2Invisible Man finish on day sevn. He rest: Caturday! 3Invisible Man make Caturday holy 'cuz he no work.
Adam n Eve
4This wuz how teh Heven n teh Earth wuz made. When Invisible Man creat dem, 5der wuz no rain n no man. 6Then water cames. 7Invisible Man make man from durt. He breath on man. Man can has life.
8invisible Man can has Garden o Eden. Man goes in Garden. 9Invisible Man made treez that look purty n taste yummy. Garden can has in middle, good tree n bad tree.
10A river goes out of Garden fore wayz. 11One way is Pishon: it go thru Havilah, land o gold. 12(Gold iz good. Ther is pearlz n onyx, too.) 13Two way is Gihon: it go thru Cush. 14Tree way is Tigris: it go bai Asshur. fore way is Euphrates.
15Invisible Man put man in Garden o Eden to wurk ther. 16Invisible Man say, "U can eats from any tree--17but not good-bad tree 'cuz u will has death."
18Invisible Man say, "Iz not good for man to be 'lone. I make helpur."
19Invisible Man made kittehs n birdz. He take aminulz to man so man can name dem. What man call aminulz, that wuz name. 20Man name cowz n birdz n kitteh, but he does not have helpur. 21Invisible Man make man tired......
6Invisible Man can has expanz. 7Below expanz iz water. It happen. 8Above expanz he call 'sky'. It get dark, then lite: nex day.
9Invisible Man can has water over here, no water over ther. It happen. 10"Not water iz 'land'. Water iz 'seas'. Iz good.
11Invisible Man say, "I can hasvegitashun." It happen. 12Land has lots of vegitashun, all kindz. Iz good. 13It get dark again, then lite: day tree.
14Invisible Man say, "I can has big lite in day, small light in nite." 15Teh Earth gots light. It happen. 16Invisible Man make big lite in day, small light in nite. He make starz, too. 17They go in sky. 18It good. 19It get dark again, then lite: day fore.
20Invisible Man say, "I can has fish n' birdz." 21Fish go in water, birdz go in sky. It good. 22Invisible Man say, "Make lots little fish and little birdz. Fish make fish in water; birdz make birdz in air." 23It get dark again, then lite: day fife.
24Invisible Man say, "I can has aminulz." It happen. 25Invisible Man make kitteh n' cowz n' snakes n' stuff. Iz good.
26Invisible Man say, "I can has man that look like me." He rulez. 27Invisible Man make man look like him, boy and gurl. 28Invisible Man tell man, "Ur in mai Earth, pwnz0rz mai aminulz." 29And u eats fruitz. 30Aminulz eats greenz.
31Invisible Man saws creayshunz, iz good. It get dark again, then lite: day sicks.
2 Teh heavenz n' teh Earth wur done. 2Invisible Man finish on day sevn. He rest: Caturday! 3Invisible Man make Caturday holy 'cuz he no work.
Adam n Eve
4This wuz how teh Heven n teh Earth wuz made. When Invisible Man creat dem, 5der wuz no rain n no man. 6Then water cames. 7Invisible Man make man from durt. He breath on man. Man can has life.
8invisible Man can has Garden o Eden. Man goes in Garden. 9Invisible Man made treez that look purty n taste yummy. Garden can has in middle, good tree n bad tree.
10A river goes out of Garden fore wayz. 11One way is Pishon: it go thru Havilah, land o gold. 12(Gold iz good. Ther is pearlz n onyx, too.) 13Two way is Gihon: it go thru Cush. 14Tree way is Tigris: it go bai Asshur. fore way is Euphrates.
15Invisible Man put man in Garden o Eden to wurk ther. 16Invisible Man say, "U can eats from any tree--17but not good-bad tree 'cuz u will has death."
18Invisible Man say, "Iz not good for man to be 'lone. I make helpur."
19Invisible Man made kittehs n birdz. He take aminulz to man so man can name dem. What man call aminulz, that wuz name. 20Man name cowz n birdz n kitteh, but he does not have helpur. 21Invisible Man make man tired......
Hehe, so if you know nothing about LOLCatz, you're a lost soul and have little hope of appreciating a good dose of one of the internet's greatest inside jokes. What you just read was an excerpt from the LOLCat translation of Genesis posted by Ted at NotABlogTM.com. If you have any hope of getting caught up, click on those two links I just gave you and play catch up.
Enjoy your Caturday tomorrow.
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